What just came out of my chest pocket? An old joint. Yep, completely out of luck. Thank you, customs officers and police, for not finding it. And thank you, pup, for not sitting right in front of me. I’m really shocked. If it had been discovered, I could have been detained for 21 days, and then my company would find out, and I’d probably get fired. If it made the news, it would become a hot topic back home, and my family and relatives would look at me with disdain. Just having a half-smoked joint would have turned me into a major criminal. That was a close call. I deeply reflect on this to ensure it never happens again…